Oh God Not Again! My sweet! A Black Comedy by nonjon. What the hell? AU. [13] Filch also did not care for Hagrid as a professor and treated him as if he were inferior, possibly because he was half-giant. The films omit Peeves the Poltergeist, and so Filch's ongoing war with him is omitted also. He brought the Professor to the corridor where he found the ice. Author: MyGinevra Published: 2015-09-26 Length: 424 pages Reviews: 0 reviews Letters From the Edge Genres: Drama , Romance [72] He had a horrible, pouchy[51] and pasty face[14] and bulging, pale eyes,[7] along with sunken, veined cheeks. She had got trapped in the roots of the Hogwarts Whomping Willow where she was found by Fang, and was returnef to Filch promptly. by Sarah1281. He hummed creakily under his breath, under the prospect of the changes Umbridge had announced him. [48], On several occasions in December, Filch had to take Peeves from inside suits of armour, where he had taken to hide, singing Christmas carols with very rude lyrics of his own invention.[49]. Erotic Heatby AnnaBelle Rose22 features Rose and Lily Luna, but also Ginny and Harry. What a stupid question. Personally, my favorite couple will always be Ron and Hermione, and not even J.K. Rowling herself can talk me out of this. Charlus was a fearless leader of the United Kingdom, and an unforgiving and ruthless person all around. In this extremely strange erotic fanfic, Hogwarts is lonely and the giant squid is there to fill those halls. Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619. [67] Filch brought her her luggage, as she was stopped by a mob of Daily Prophet reporters who took pictures of her escape. Please consider turning it on! Centaurs are infamous within the Harry Potter fandom for possibly raping a Harry Potter villain off-screen. Look at the tags, and bear in mind that this is smut through and through. Filch also had the responsibility of checking all the owls to prevent potentially harmful objects from entering the premises. [6] Skinny-ankled,[72] Filch would usually wheeze[13] and shuffle when walking. Once again, this story features the surprise star of M/M Harry Potter erotica, Percy Weasley. This story a sweet mix of unrequited love and BDSM. Fred and George test out a new line of products, and things get sexy. However, when called on to oversee the evacuation of the majority of the students before the Battle of Hogwarts, Filch led the children to safety without hesitation. Disclaimer I don't own anything but my own ocs Add to library4.3kDiscussion 448Suggest tags Sigh, Teenagers 213 pages 6 months ago Selantro Why would he? [74] Slughorn seemed to have, however, put their differences aside when he tended to Filch's injuries during the Battle of Hogwarts. [14] By the end of the 1970s, Filch had already filled at least one thousand and fifty-six boxes with punishment records. [24], During this school year, he also caught Jacob's sibling with Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington in the Potions Classroom. Argus Filch was a Squib and the caretaker of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry since around 1973. Granted they do come to visit, Harry just visits the most. Under the Night Skyby BOMBARDMAXIMApairs Albus with his brother James. InThe Wolfsbane Effectby Kerichi, Remus is torn between his two loves, Tonks and Sirius. Filch even threatened Harry after finding him standing by the petrified Mrs Norris, Dumbledore had to calm him down. Oliver and Percy are back for this one, and so is Marcus. 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Despite the fact that Filch never directly participated in the, Interestingly, Filch's love of medieval punishments would finally be achieved when the actor who played him in the films, David Bradley, would go on to play Lord Walder Frey in the famous. [21], During the 19851986 school year, Filch allowed Jacob's sibling and Penny Haywood to have Fang and Jacob's sibling's cat approach Mrs Norris, so Fang overcome his fear of cats. On one occasion, he terrified a pair of first-year girls into hysterics. On 1 August 1997, the Ministry of Magic was taken over by Lord Voldemort's Death Eaters. Any necessary warnings will be at the top of each chapter, and a little summary will be there as well if you're reading this for the meagre plot included (There's no discernible reason you would be, it's smut) and don't want to read that particular chapter. So, the Legends, along with Harry Potter, Lena Luthor, and Kara Danvers, along with some guests, read the Harry Potter series. Among his many file cabinets documenting the punishments he handed out over the years, Filch had an entire drawer dedicated to the twins. [69] Filch, however, was hoodwinked by Fred and George's Owl order service, in which their products came disguised as perfumes and cough potions. With the passing of Educational Decree Number Twenty-Three, which appointed Dolores Umbridge to the post of High Inquisitor of Hogwarts, the Ministry effectively started its interference at the school. Filch was also charged with restoring the Fat Lady's portrait,[42] and he did so expertly. He was aided by the Inquisitorial Squad, but odd things like antlers sprouting from their heads kept happening to its members. Harry has won the Triwizard Tournament, Cedric is dead, and Voldemort is back. The love between Hermione and centaur Firenze in The Winter WizardsCentaur Loveis entirely consensual. At the end of the day, Umbridge was dishevelled, sweaty-faced and soot-blackened from trying to extinguish the fireworks, and Filch set one of his brooms ablaze when he tried to swat at the fireworks in midair. On luonnollista haluta lis heti kun on saanut ensi maistiaisen - ja min syytn itseni siit, ett annoin sen maistiaisen sinulle"SK s. 203. ENEMIES OF THE HEIR, BEWARE", causing Filch tremendous stress and concern: he believed that Harry Potter was the one who petrified her, as he knew that Filch was a Squib. Slut Harry spends Christmas at the Burrow. Hearing this, Filch thought that Peeves stole the egg. As much as I prefer my canon couples, non-canon erotica is where the Harry Potter fandom really starts having fun. Harry Potter and The Last Horcrux is not like most HP fanfiction. [2] She had dust-coloured fur and yellow, lamp-like eyes. He later told Harry Potter off for wandering around on his own, which he thought suspicious. There are so many Drapple fics to choose from, but one of the steamiest isForbidden Fruitby Charlotte Blackwood. This is an implied slash, don't like, don't read! And also all four of them together. Neznm mu vyzvd, jak se tam Harry dostal a Harry, i kdy je ze zatku proti, zane vyprvt svj dlouh pbh, a dokud se nedostane k incidentu, kter ho dostal do t uliky. After he opened a book that screamed, Filch arrived on the scene almost immediately but was unable to see Harry. Harry didnt want to react this way. Wake up the whole castle, will you? Ginnys Self-Help Fantasyby mercuryidols dives into Ginny Weasleys secret lesbian fantasies about Hermione Granger. The cat was found petrified under a message written on the wall saying that "THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS HAS BEEN OPENED. Argus Filch seemed so interested in punishing rebellious students in the old manners. [13], On 12 September, Draco Malfoy challenged Harry Potter to a duel in the Trophy Room at midnight. The Carrows were put in charge of all discipline and punishments, which were violent, including beatings and placing students under the Cruciatus Curse. [2] However, Filch did always plead to Dumbledore to permit him to use corporeal punishments on the students, a request that was never granted, which became a primary reason why Filch preferred Umbridge as head of the school. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. [62] However, the counterattack against Umbridge was now in full force: much of the student body opposed Umbridge and Filch. He was favoured by his mother and neglected by his father. [35] Filch was obsessed with keeping the Castle neat and tidy, and was infuriated when students made a mess with potion ingredients, or forgot to wipe their feet. WARNING-NSFW-ONESIDED LOVE/RELATIONSHIP IS TOXIC-FEMALE HARRY IS NAMED HENRIETTA-NONCONSENSUAL BODY MODIFICATION AND BODY HORROR-TAGGED NSFW, EXPLICIT AND DARK JUST TO BE SAFE-EXPLICIT. He was later approached by Jacob's sibling who was concerned about Pince's plan for the Ball and told him Pince loved gorgeous settings such as such as flowers, music and refreshments instead. [18], The caretaker had punished them many times during their Hogwarts years, for their trouble-making. [14], During the 1970s, Filch did many write-ups of James Potter and Sirius Black, occasionally accompanied by the names of Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew. [2] It can be assumed that Filch was grateful after Mrs Norris was cured. She moved over and greeted Harry with a hug and a kiss which caused Hermione to flinch. [13] He disliked the students and constantly hassled them over the littlest infraction and took delight in the doling out of detention-worthy write-ups. InThe Ladderby Cheryl Dyson, the couple gets frisky in the library. Filch signed the students out in a queue in the Entrance Hall. Hagrid vouched for them, but Filch rudely undermined Hagrid's authority as a teacher, with Hagrid insulting Filch for being a Squib in retaliation. Modified 3 years, 4 months ago. A Question of Valueby Inell pairs Hermione with Percy Weasley on the Quidditch Pitch. However, Dumbledore managed to convince Filch that Harry was not responsible, as he could not have performed such Dark magic, being twelve years old at the time. [81] The caretaker stayed in the Castle during the battle,[82] although it is unknown how, as a Squib, he participated in the battle; perhaps he stayed to tend to the fighters' injuries or to aid the Hogwarts forces with his extensive knowledge of the Castle layout and secret passages. Dungbombs and Stink Pellets were frequently dropped in the corridors, so that students performed Bubble-Head Charms on themselves to get a supply of fresh air. [51] Furthermore, while Snape gave some leniency to students of Slytherin, Filch saw no such mercy with any of the students. Refer to the manual, or the Goodreads Librarians Group. CW: Body transformation, gender transformation, mind control and the dubcon/noncon that results from said mind control. [55] But Cho vouched for Harry and stated that he was not ordering Dungbombs. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply, No Archive Warnings Apply, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Underage, Rape/Non-Con, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (3), Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, wait no there really isn't smut wth did I just write, I think that from being bad at prose I've gone straight to fucking being weird, Fluff will probably creep in because it always does, Book 2: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, except 28 yr olds shouldn't be crushing on 12 yr olds lmao, Juciest Lucius and his magnificent Staff, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter/Gilderoy Lockhart, Hermione Granger and her parents (mentioned), Arthurs Semen has its own name and is somewhat sentient against thots, lucius Malfoy has a magnificent extendable arse. I am legitimately sad about it now. DO NOT READ IF THE TAGS MAKE YOU SICK NOT A HAPPY STORY FOR HARRY! Before he can process these recent events, he and many others are invited to the Room of Requirement to read a very special set of books. In it, Harry Potter is taking (you guessed it) a nightly stroll when he finds his girlfriend Ginny and his enemy Draco in a compromising position. It's me, Harry." Harry said calmly. . Remus catches their breath, eyes opening as they wake. Harry Potter fan fiction involving time travel and King Arthur. Filch disliked Rubeus Hagrid, the Gamekeeper and later Care of Magical Creatures professor. Harry Potter and Georgia knightly have suffered at both the same night.join them through their journey with their friends at their times in Hogwarts the good and bad. Arthur and Molly's children have all grown up and moved out. [9], Later on, Filch and Madam Pomfrey oversaw the evacuation procedure of underage students and of those not willing to fight, via the Room of Requirement. InBustle by yeaka, Quidditch star Oliver Wood has to deal with adoring fans and his raging desire for his boyfriend Percy. Hiding, are you? Harry Potter gives it a try with Moaning Myrtle inHarry Potters Ghostly Experienceby mercuryidols. This is the case with the popular fan pairing Drapple. Filch attended the Start-of-Term Feast in the evening of 1 September, 1995 in which he stood by the double doors leading to the Entrance Hall, and listened attentively to Dolores Umbridge's speech. [71] Snape, however, did not show much respect to the caretaker, and simply treated him as a minion. We Go Way Back: 25 of the Best Historical Fiction Books of the Past 10 Years, The Bestselling Books of the Week, According to All the Lists, New Releases Tuesday: The Best Books Out This Week, 11 of the Best Shnen Manga to Read in 2023. He was going to be permitted to bring back the "old punishments" and give students whippings, and she asked the Minister for Magic to sign an order for the expulsion of Peeves, the resident Poltergeist. Poda se mu ho probrat a odvede ho k sob, protoe Harry odmtne se pemstit do nemocnice Sv. It is rumoured that he used to clean the shackles in his office hoping the Headmaster would let him use them on students again one day. [9] Filch never ceased his futile efforts to get Peeves expelled from the castle, and Peeves never stopped taunting Filch. [4], Harry Potter: Hogwarts MysteryArgus' sceptical personality against Jacob's sibling party invitation, In the 19841985 school year, Filch and Mrs Norris found the cursed ice. This is Aaron Taylor-Johnson from Nowhere Boy. He seemed to be bitter and embarrassed about not being able to use magic, as was demonstrated when Harry Potter accidentally discovered his Kwikspell letters in 1992. After this, he was forced to award them ten house points, much to his and Mrs Norris's displeasure. In early February, Professor Sprout kindly assured Filch she would have Mrs Norris back in no time, as the Mandrakes, who were maturing for the Mandrake Restorative Draught, were already moody, secretive, and with acne. [54] Filch was reportedly miserable, as he thought Umbridge was the best thing that ever happened to Hogwarts.[67]. On the night stand, beside a plate that was empty but for a few crumbs, lay his wand and glasses. If you ever wondered what it would be like if Hermione Granger was a lesbian, check outThe Exploits of Hermione Grangerby WhereTheBerriesBloom. After placating Filch, he told them he had not seen Jacob, but that he if he had, he would have loved to have sent him to the British Ministry of Magic in shackles. Then, Professor Alastor Moody (actually Barty Crouch Jnr under the Polyjuice Potion) appeared and made them leave, convincing them that no one was there, saving Harry and later giving Harry's things back. [10], Little is known about Filch's early life. Suspecting it was linked to the Cursed Vaults, he was about to report to Dumbledore, but spotted Professor Severus Snape first and told him instead. Keep an eye on your inbox. [70], In the evening of 1 March, 1997, as Rubeus Hagrid was escorting Harry Potter and Hermione Granger from the Hospital Wing where Ronald Weasley stayed after ingesting poisoned mead, Filch came across them threatening the students with detention. [2], During the next years, Harry disliked Filch even more, especially when the caretaker took the side of Dolores Umbridge, during Harry's fifth year. He was different like the so few Wizards who has female body parts. 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